Your name is ERIDAN AMPORA. You can be described as a bit OVERDRAMATIC at times, and maybe that’s why you have found yourself gravitating towards the DRAMA CLUB. You are HIGH MAINTENANCE at times, but that doesn’t stop you from feeling romantically inclined towards PRETTY MUCH EVERYONE. Because of that and several other reasons, you are NOT VERY POPULAR AMONG YOUR PEERS. There is really only one person whose opinion you care about, though, but, unfortunately, FEFERI PEIXES no longer chooses to associate herself with you, DUE TO A DEBACLE IN MIDDLE SCHOOL.
You work part time at URBAN OUTFITTERS and can be described as SOMEWHAT OF A HIPSTER. When you are not UPDATING YOUR ONLINE BLOG, or taking EXTREMELY SHITTY HIPSTER PICTURES with your camera, you can be found writing EQUALLY SHITTY POETRY and ordering obscenely specific and difficult orders at your LOCAL COFFEE SHOP. Everyone who frequents there KNOWS WHO YOU ARE.
You are NOT REALLY INTERESTED in school, but your parents urge you to get good grades, SO YOU TRY YOUR BEST. Academics are SURPRISINGLY EASY FOR YOU. Sometimes, you frequent the ONLINE SCENE under the chumhandle caligulasAquarium. Your typing style can be described as SOMEWHAT FISHY, what with your extra w’s and v’s.